I used to be a server (which is why I’ve always made my kids behave like angels in eating establishments) so I totally get it. I understand. I just hate it. Read more

Yeah, no. My dad looked like this, so.

I am currently feeling things. Read more

Can we talk about how I hate being seated near other people’s kids in restaurants, but when I take my kids to a restaurant we’re always seated with all the bratty kids? Just because I have kids, I guess it’s assumed they’re bratty and we get seated in the peanut gallery? Read more

She is the most adorable child. THE MOST. Read more

Yes. Wasn’t the BTK killer president of his church council? And his family had no idea, either. Read more

Come sit by me. This is bullshit. She *never* wanted this to see the light of day. Read more

*dead from jealousy* Read more

Every. Damned. Time. Read more

She seemed sort-of cold to me, but in her line of work she’s probably seen it all. Read more

OK, ’cause I thought I wss weird for crying. Read more

Damn. That was well-said. Read more

Sadly, you are so right. Read more

Is it even possible (if you have fame) to express self-confidence without dissing a different body type? I don’t know anymore. Read more

Please tell me you can see this? Read more

Do you ever get “smellucinations?” I swear I smell my dad sometimes. I truly believe his spirit watches over me, and when I smell that particular, comforting smell it makes me feel better. Read more

Yes. Sometimes it doesn’t even seem real! Thank you. Read more

Thank you. It sucked for sure but family, friends, and my furry babies are getting me through. Read more

Lost my brother (and my mom AND my dad) in 2013. Sending you a big ole’ virtual hug. Read more