Dear God. Read more

For real, though. A celebrity wedding-crasher has to have some seriously high self-regard to think, "I'm going to make their day complete—watch this!" Rude. Read more

I'm so sorry you have this. I have anaphylatic reactions to sulfites, which are hidden in basically everything. Food allergies suck! Read more

High five for the Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World reference! Read more

Over the years you've made me laugh, you've pissed me off, and you've made me think. Take care, and good luck at Vice! Read more

I joined in '08. Us old-timers can sit together. *pats bench* Read more

WOW. I am really shocked at how sad I am right now, Lindy. I'm so sad you're leaving Jez! You have always been a credit to this site. Good luck with whatever you do. I'll just be over here crying... WAH! Read more

Hold the fuck up! What?!? Read more

It's cute, but as a pug owner I don't know how I feel about this. My pug would be completely and totally terrified. He hates water on his face due to the flat-nose thing. Read more

I need these as gifts! Where can I find them?!? Read more

Insert Orson Welles clapping gif here! Standing ovation for you. You know what's up. Read more

You're probably right! Read more

Well, Speedy Gonzales was *supposed* to sound Mexican ("ugh" to a whole other can o' racist worms), so, totally different accent! But yes, I get what you're saying. Read more

Yes, I think she exaggerates. I had a cousin who played up this stuff sometimes, and it irritated me to no end. Read more

I didn't watch (even the still gives me angina), but wasn't he discussing diversity? Or was he talking primarily about sexism? Read more

This didn't work for her, in my opinion. I've seen her look stunning on the red carpet, case in point: Read more

Let's take it further: what if it had been her and Benjamin Bratt or another Latino actor together on the pedestal? Still awful. Read more

Where have I seen this "I ang so crayssy! I'm a kooky Latina!" act before? Oh, yeah. Charo, circa late '70s. *sigh* Read more

As Latinas we've come a long way, baby! Oh, wait, no we haven't. Cuchi-cuchi! Read more

Yes! Bingo! As a Latina, this has always been my issue with Vergara. The buffoonery. The caricature of what Latinas are supposed to be like. I hate it. Read more