The *best* postpartum undies were those weird, stretchy, throwaway things they gave you a stack of at the hospital when you checked out. (And the amazing cooling spray—the cooling spray was the best!) Read more

Ahhh! I just posted about this—I had this doll! Read more

PFFFT. Who had the first anatomically correct boy baby doll in the '70s (it was a "Joey" doll from "All in the Family")? This girl right here. Read more

Yes! Exactly! Read more

I wanna be her friend! Read more

I am OCD about being neatly covered and tucked into my flat sheet and then bedspread/duvet. Y'all sheet-h8ters are giving me hives! Read more

Dude. I go places with the specific intent of petting wandering mystery cats. Read more

I need Jessica Biel's lipstick color in my life immediately. Read more

Phil Hartman FTMFW. Read more

Hittin' our 19th anniversary soon, separate sleeping quarters here. Meh—it works. Read more

My friend had to make this heartbreaking choice due to severe genetic abnomalities. Twice. (She is a strong, strong woman.) Read more

Horrible wording. Read more

Yusssss. A little Al B. Sure for your afternoon delight.

I love it! Cat food was always on our list, too. Not sure if you remember the cereal-box sized Friskies that would fit in a bike basket?! Read more

Oh, yeah. At 10 my mom would give me a couple of dollars with her grocery list. I'd bike a mile or so to the store, and on the way I'd have to bike along the railroad tracks. Many a time I had a old train worker offer me a short ride. Never took them up on it, but I grew up in a Mayberry-type of southern town so I… Read more

My cheap-ass parents wouldn't spring for the monthly $2 for the touch tone! Argh! Try winning radio station contests with a rotary phone. Read more

I do, too. Just can't quit him. Read more

Welp. I think I've developed a crush on Weird Al this week, you guys.

So it's not just me alone in the world thinking this? Read more

This is the best thing I have ever seen. Read more