It's kinda tedious in and of itself, but I did stop it halfway through and put on Elf. Because my goodness, that…

Normally cuddling is more, uh, cushiony and soft and not so—um, skeletal? Well, if you want to put the uglies into…

I gotta say, I'm into Dane DeHaan as Harry Osbourn, as well. James Franco what? James Franco who? He's got a bit of…

Rosalee Ramer, from Watsonville, CA., is a teenager on a monster truck mission. "It's something that I've dreamed…

Sly, the indomitable Pomeranian, has been through the wringer. Sick and in a shelter, this lil' dude needed some…

(VERY giddy.)

Have you ever thought "man, if only I had an accurate calorie burn count for sex I could spend an hour porking…

House of Cards premieres on Netflix on Feb. 14, 2014 (HOW ROMANTIC) and they've released this NO SPOILERS trailer…

SO MANY BUTTS. All the butts.

While eating a diet high in vegetables has always had health benefits, now new research suggests that it can make…

Um, this is about to be tearing up some Bloody Mary's at my next brunch (and probably also some buttholes).

I know I already posted one "most popular songs of 2013" mix, but I really love this one from DJ Earworm. It's…

I know; that was dumb. She's so lovely it makes me HSDA!!#@U#KHDKASBHJSKHA.

If you're not prepared to be heartbroken, don't read the following. In the exact opposite of a holiday miracle, a…

Finally, Awkwafina brings us unassailable proof that vaginas are the best at everything. Well, the best at farting…

This is Lily, she is adorable and brilliant and has only been on this earth for a year. Here's to sixty more, you…

Please watch as some kid tells the tale of Home Alone and a pug acts it out and I laugh along, in total hysterics.…

I'll never get sick of Mean Girls mashups. NEVER! I'll never stop trying to make precious happen.

Oh great, another movie about a dude who's SO DESERVING OF LOVE but just can't his shit together enough to date a…

You know, I've always been excited about being old because I thought I could be like my grandmother: relaxed, full…