I am never getting out the bath ever again. I will shrivel up into a prune and then you can feed my shrunken corpse…

Dogs and balloons, a match made in heaven. Or hell, depending upon your perspective and individual experience.…

And I used to date a dude who regularly ate ice cream cones while taking a shit. (Okay, it happened once, but once…

Alicia Ann Lynch did something really fucking dumb. On Halloween, the 22-year-old from Michigan tweeted and…

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 02: Actress Zoe Saldana arrives at the LACMA 2013 Art + Film Gala on November 2, 2013 in…

This is nuts! (Sorry to all involved.)

More importantly, you're probably also having a better time, and that's what really matters. But, you know, back to…

I know some of you are tired of the "Disney Does" that's infected the Internet like HTML mono, but this one is SO…

Again, there is no guarantee of sloth, but that's why it's important to watch it 24/7. As usual when it comes to…

An off-duty pilot traveling on a Delta flight from Detroit to Salt Lake City allegedly groped the butt of a…

I don't know what's happening on that dress, but I like it!

Are you pulling from the normal name tree this birthing season (WTF IS THAT, LAURA?) or are you all about naming…

Naomi Campbell, who awesomely heads up the fashion industry advocate group Diversity Coalition, which calls for more…

You know, I am a dog person, but nothing beats a kitten. Except maybe a cat. Good luck, kitten.

A six-year-old just completed a half-marathon and I just made it half-way through Jonathan Franzen's Freedom. We're…

Or, as many of us call it, sex. Hey, did you know that eighty-five percent of male insects engage in homosexual…

High school senior Maya is fed up with her local halloween superstore, Party City, only carrying slutty slut…

On Conan tonight, Anna Faris talked about the sexy/scary murder-mysteries she used to stage with her Barbies. It was…

This is the absolute best toddler costume of all time. Unless you dress them as Boy Goblin King. Man, Halloween is…