Dear god Jez how could you do this to me - I had NO IDEA there was any such thing as a microwave brownie for one and had to bodily restrain myself from getting out of bed to try it right now! On the sad dinner front btw, had a bag of microwave cheese popcorn with a handful of shredded cheese thrown in for dinner on… Read more
Are you fucking kidding me? These things are the BEST FUCKING THING EVER that happens to my life. Bring a full package of Chips Ahoy into my house and they are gone before I ever locate the package. Make a tray of brownies? I open the oven to pull them out and discover that they've already been eaten. Read more
Well Laura, you just lost your invitation to mug brownie monday. This week wasn't even gonna end in tears...I swear! Read more
I just cry-ate a cupcake while drinking moscato. Stop watching me in my living room. Read more
WILLOW SMITH IS MY OTHER SPIRIT GUIDE. Read more
It must be so awkward to watch Hanna Montana twerking in front of your dad. :-/ Read more
I am in love and I want to date this girl. Read more
Theater kid joins the Illuminati part 2: dying media outlet boogaloo! Read more
You have to admit - she's never boring. I really enjoy watching someone who's truly original. Read more
Damn you Canada!
Another link, anyone? Read more
Popped a molly I'm sweatin'! Read more
I'm so glad I happened to be stoned when I read this post. Read more
Or less liquor, if you went to a Catholic school. Read more