She is a nasty mean person on the inside, but she is absolutely gorgeous on the outside. She looks fantastic. Just fantastic. If she's had work done (okay, whatever she's had done), it's top-notch. It must be really good genes, too, because her arms are better than most 20 year olds. I have massive envy b Read more

I love this dress!...*puts away leftover fries.* Read more

I'm glad they at least have that. Read more

Wow. During the 1st Iraq war, my 1st grade teacher had us write thank you letters and cards. Now we've got this.... Read more

I want her shoes!

I don't mean to denigrate someone who did something very nice for people but...dammit I think we need better written erotica for the troops. Or at least an editor. Read more

Creamsicle Orange. I love her hair, here. Read more

I'll take that 21 year old soldier. It'll take me awhile to get to him, but I'll be there..... Read more

"Bounce on my thick soldier cock." I hope that guy goes into marketing after his service. Read more

Good news, bad news for the Weiner campaign. Read more

Bad PR, comm director! MISSION ABORT! MISSION ABORT! Read more

Like it was, like, terrible and I had to like - she would like, she would just not show up for work Read more

I always love it when my pancakes take a hot load to the face, if the load is hot syrup. I myself would lose my mind if (pre-husband because he would never) any man ever......uh.....gave me a facial? Is that the correct term? It would be the sexual equivalent of spitting in my face. Read more

Oh my god, for a second I thought that the decimal in "5.57" was a dash...as in 5 to 57-inch dicks. I was super-confused and a little horrified. Read more

Cannot unsee the Nutella covered banana. Now you've ruined a delicious snack and anal. Read more

I was hungry until I watched this. Freaking banana. Read more

I've gone 4 times & never gotten sick: Read more

Water parks are pretty high up the list of "Things That Are Only Fun in Theory" Read more

Won't you take me to
Fungus Town? Read more

Water parks should just not admit anyone under 5. You wouldn't take a small child to a roller coaster park because they are too small for most of the rides. So water parks should set a minimum age or height so they can keep diapers and small children who can't control their bodily functions out of the water. Read more