Thanks! Typos happen! Read more

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. The kittens are controlling my brain. Read more

I KNOW I KNOW MY GOD Read more

AGREED. I grew up with rats! They're basically little dogs — so smart and adorable. Plus, my hair is almost always knotty so it's the best home for them. (Yes, I'm aware that I'm the Perfect Woman.) Read more

Thanks for the catch! Read more

Yeah, I rethought that line and removed. Thanks for pointing it out. Read more

Yeah, I rethought that line. Thanks for pointing it out. Read more

OMG YES. I eagerly await the next season of Game of Threads!! Read more

ROLF. (If he wasn't a Nazi.) (Is that cheating in two different ways? It might be.) Read more

No, and now I'm watching on repeat. Thank you for thinking of me; you know I love this stuff! Read more

hahaha it was on my usual "oh shit better proofread this puppy one more time" — otherwise, I'd be super thankful for the catch <3 Read more

I want to make this its own post. Read more

I'm out; I have to work. Just gonna watch scenes from the original on YouTube. Read more

I'M SO EXCITED. I'M SO EXCITED. I'm so... scared? Read more

and you can always email if you want — [email protected] (address is right on the about page)! I write 8-10 stories a night so it's easy to make mistakes. I always genuinely appreciate a kind correction, though! Read more

not jerky — helpful! thank you! Read more

UPDATING! Thank you! Read more

Yes! That is why I wrote " I'm just hoping they can rig me up something vegan, because MAMA'S COMING. (If not, that is cool, too. I'll just sit there, misty-eyed, licking my chops, and praying for better days.)" !
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I'm vegan — just celebrated my ten year veganiversary with ten pints of coconut ice cream! — and talk about it fairly often on Jez. If you want to open the floor to even more discussion, you should write some stuff on GroupThink and let me know about it ([email protected]) so I can share it! Read more

Sweet Potato Casserole Blondies. Blondies with a sweet potato casserole twist. Blondies, marshmallows, candied pecans and caramel GOOD LORD.