“Americans are Dreamers too” is a slogan from hell!!!! Read more

this is an imperialist nightmare Read more

What’s the catch gonna be on paid family leave? Read more

IT IS REALLY RICH FOR THE MAN WHO SPENT LITERAL DECADES COLLUDING WITH THE MOB TO GET HIS BUILDINGS BUILT TO SAY THAT BUILDINGS TAKE TOO LONG TO GET BUILT Read more

Joanna, was it all vinegar-y? Read more

Can he not say “reciprocal” like it’s a threat? Read more

I’m going to assume that “it’s all coming back” is a reference to Celine Dion. It’s the only way I can cope. Read more

There’s a war on “beautiful clean coal”??? Read more

That was nonspecific... Read more

I can’t wait to hear Preston’s episode of This American Life in like 10 years, when he comes to terms with how he was complicit, but also a child. Read more

I feel like he shouldn’t have dragged Preston, a literal child, into his bad 0pinion about the NFL. Read more

“We all share the same home.” Babe, you and your wife don’t even share the same home! Read more

Lotta white dudes applauding for tax cuts. Lotta me feeling deep and abiding sadness. Read more

Has anyone been listening? I keep forgetting to. Read more

Reminder that FEMA cuts off supplies to Puerto Rico at the end of this month, so it would take some MASSIVE balls to mention it tonight. Read more

There was our first MAGA. This is going to be a very long night. Read more

Paul Ryan lookin’ so smug. Shit, we’re gonna get messed up tonight. Read more

I hope that Trump feels tortured all night by all the germs he’s coming into contact with on this walk ‘n shake. Read more

Aimee, DRINK! Read more