Diana, agreed. Let’s just make this whole night an ep of “Oprah.” Read more
“Weinstein will be the only person ever booed during his ‘in memoriam.’” says Seth. So....he’ll be getting one? Read more
Leave Hazel alone! She’s a teen! Read more
Jezebel has really gone downhill. Read more
I’m into this. Well, I’d settle for this. Read more
where did you get this footage of me every night? Read more
Whole Foods and Amazon are bad too. Lots of bad stuff in this world. Read more
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It was just a giant pile of wood chips. It was thought to have sort of a romantic view from the top. I don’t remember it smelling any particular way, but I don’t have much of a sense of smell. There was no privacy. It was not a good make out spot, but it was what we had. Read more
lol Jez is fine. sorry I strayed from the theme and alarmed everyone! Read more
The rescue group told me she was half Australian cattle dog, half lab, but they don’t know for sure. I’ll love her no matter what, but I’m hoping she gets HUGE. Read more
This is a very good point, which I overlooked. Read more
Nine, but I sent them to my colleagues. Read more
It was this color. Read more
I get that I’m supposed to be embarrassed by my participation in this, but my public high school’s mock trial team wiped the floor with Julia Hahn’s ballyhooed private-school team. I had the world’s greatest teachers and, yes, mock trial coach, at my public school. Suck on that, Steve Bannon. Read more
Good morning from our nation’s capital. It’s a gray day, but spirits are high. We’ve got five staffers reporting from the march who will bring you updates all day, I recently learned that those pink hats are supposed to look like cat ears, not vulvas, and Emma is tearing up watching footage of buses full of protesters… Read more
Well, that’s about it for this liveblog. Thanks for tuning in. We’ll be in DC until Sunday, so keep us company here on Jezebel dot com. Read more
We snapped a great pic of the other car. Hey buds!