Why, though? They provide the context in the post. It’s clear what this is making fun of-beyond the fact that literally every Cannibal Witch post is a specific callout of some other idiotic thinkpiece. I’m struggling to see why this specific one is a Jezebel problem and not a you problem. Read more
Like you (probably), I have known plenty of amateur guitarists in my day. They always want to play you whatever cover they sort-of learned recently and have you guess what it is. I don't know, Scott, because you're terrible and no song in the world sounds like the trash you just tried. Just tell me what you learned. Read more
Fruit ranking really is a multi-axis process, as shown in this chart. A professor in my department in grad school had all his students fill out their own and taped it to the door of his lab.
Read the headline and thought it was referring to Benedict Cumberbatch. Was more than confused about why Black Mirror would go after him. Ive seen so many stupid nicknames for that guy Ive literally tilted my head trying to figure out who was being written about. Read more
This kitty knows how you feel, Katie.
There is no such thing as Bad Winter when you have a sheepdog.
This is exactly why we always schedule our vacation trips for the end of February. It gives us something to look forward to during the Big Dark and gets us out of town just when we’re ready to lose our minds. On Feb. 22 you will find me on a beach in Maui, probably Ulua Beach. Stop by and say “Hi”. Read more
my sisters and i are all over 25 now but we rioted when our parents said they were gonna stop doing stockings. because this is what they put in them: Read more
Girl, I eat five or six a day. I’d eat more if I could get to the store more often. Read more
I am Mrs. Tall Cow. Read more
My friend’s water broke this morning but she stopped to vote on the way to the hospital. Her daughter is going to be fierce as fuck!
KCMO! We’ve got three separate ballot initiatives for medical marijuana (only one is good #yeson2), an effort to raise the minimum wage, and the absolute necessity of keeping Claire McCaskill in office. No early voting and a voter-id law means my polling place was packed with mostly 20-50 yo’s and it took about an… Read more
I’ve been telling myself for weeks that I wouldn’t even follow results and updates today and instead just tune out until tomorrow morning. I even considered taking the day off work to go sit on the beach with a book or go for a long hike or something where I wouldn’t have my phone or computer and be tempted. Alas,… Read more
I’m canceled…… Read more
let me live. Read more
I live in the Bay Area and the commercials for “No on Prop 10" are EVERYWHERE all the time. Youtube, FB, TV, Hulu...same for the anti-prop 8 people (limits revenue for dialysis centers like DaVita). I have seen maybe 3 pro-prop-10 commercials and this really concerns me. I don’t think enough people affected by high… Read more
SF resident here just chiming in to say: GOD BLESS RENT CONTROL Read more