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Kara Brown
karabrown
Senior Writer, Jezebel

God, nobody around here seems to know what shade is. Read more

Kelly seems like she should be running scams like walking off with people’s luggage at the airport.
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Kara, this is fucking perfect. This is one of the best things you’ve ever written #onhere. This got me, a 39 year old black woman right in the gut: Read more

I felt bad for all of the Britney fans on the internet talking about how great Brit Brit was.... ummmmm... really? Cause this Beyonce girl can sing and dance and make amazing art at the same time... for 15 minutes straight... while your girl Brit just lip-syncs and kind of jiggles her ass.... I’m not a fangirl by any Read more

Every time I say Beyoncé can’t top her last performance, she shuts my mouth. Read more

Some day, when we all least expect it, Michelle will throw Shade so epic that the Honorable Judge Kara Brown will have to write a special episode of Shade Court on it. Read more

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

But I think it might be insulting to the person submitting to me if I hired them for that reason. Read more

We’re the only country in the world where mass shootings occur on the regular and the only country where you can get a gun easier than you can get antibiotics, but “this is not a gun control problem.” Read more