This week Read more
This week Read more
hehehe Read more
Hmmm, Domino’s is great. Read more
I’m obviously aware of that Read more
Kelly seems like she should be running scams like walking off with people’s luggage at the airport.
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Kara, this is fucking perfect. This is one of the best things you’ve ever written #onhere. This got me, a 39 year old black woman right in the gut: Read more
I felt bad for all of the Britney fans on the internet talking about how great Brit Brit was.... ummmmm... really? Cause this Beyonce girl can sing and dance and make amazing art at the same time... for 15 minutes straight... while your girl Brit just lip-syncs and kind of jiggles her ass.... I’m not a fangirl by any… Read more
Every time I say Beyoncé can’t top her last performance, she shuts my mouth. Read more
why were you hard in the first place? Read more
i wasn’t talking to you Read more
A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?” Read more
The past few competitions have been individual events that forced our participants to rely largely on their memory…
exactly and also the lyrics have been on the internet for nine months now.... Read more
MOM’S BACK Read more
where is kate from Read more
Some day, when we all least expect it, Michelle will throw Shade so epic that the Honorable Judge Kara Brown will have to write a special episode of Shade Court on it. Read more
But I think it might be insulting to the person submitting to me if I hired them for that reason. Read more
We’re the only country in the world where mass shootings occur on the regular and the only country where you can get a gun easier than you can get antibiotics, but “this is not a gun control problem.” Read more