This is by far my favorite Shade Court yet. It only gets better with each edition.

OK KARA, OK I AGREE. I actually think regular milk is gross. If you would just make an allowance for chocolate next time, we could save ourselves so much grief here. I still like you as a writer, I just view you through a different lens now. Read more

"Melanin and 26." Dammit, I can't buy either of these! Not even on EBay for an inflated price. Read more

Sure it's funny and cute or whatever now but just wait until you wake up one day and they've learned to speak in complete sentences or express human emotions. Read more

...it's a great thing. Read more

i aspire to your lipstick game, judge doctor brown. Read more

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff. Read more

This is Kara Brown. Queen of all things Shade. Read more

One of the links to what guys think about makeup has a quote about dark lipstick seeming scary. I might have to incorporate a nice dark red or plum into my daily routine. Read more

I feel like the comment section of a internet website is a safe space so I will just put this out there: I would hate fuck Lance. Read more

I was just having this conversation with someone yesterday about the term, "Jewfro." Read more

I'm a man and I fall firmly on the side of Team Dick Melter. A pedophile making unauthorized recordings of a teenager, you guys? Sick fucker deserves whatever punishment said teenager can think of. Read more

Uhm. I could have a thousand kit kats for what my computer cost but I still need my fucking computer to do my work every day (so I can buy kit kats). Read more

that is a point but a deeper conversation. I never said she's a shining example, just an example. The idea is to see range, i.e. Viola/Annalise Read more

Does what he can to make people only care about blond White women. Gets mad when people only care about blonde White women. Read more

YES, finally, an article celebrating the glory that is Jessica Pearson! While I don't like to pit women against each other, even fictional ones, its a shame she doesn't get as much love as Olivia or Anneliese or Abbie. Or Alicia, Christina et al. She's such a compelling character, I love that she ALWAYS outsmarts… Read more

There's a bit of a gap between what I really want to say and what I know is responsible to say. Read more

THANK YOU for pointing out his misuse of the word "selfie." If your or someone IN the picture's hands didn't press the button, it's a regular fucking portrait. Read more