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Kara Brown
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Senior Writer, Jezebel

This is probably the best and easily one of the top 5 things you will witness today. Read more

I just voted for Kamala Harris! Feeling great about it. I also very much look forward to a world where I’m continually having to choose between two qualified women of color. Read more

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For the first time in my life, I voted in person at an actual polling center. What an adventure! It was a bit of a roller coaster, however. First, my name was not on the books so I had to vote by provisional ballot. Alright! I take my ballot and start filling out the bubbles of my choice. I filled out every single one

FYI all these clowns harping on me about liking Domino’s are distracting me from finishing Shade Court so maybe just consider who the REAL enemy is here. Read more

But when I did live in New York, I did occasionally order Domino’s. Pick your jaw up off the floor and chiiiilllll. Read more

For the 4,578th time, I don’t live in New York. Read more

Also, why do these people, WHO DON’T KNOW ME, care so goddamn much about my occasional pizza selection. Let a bitch live, damn. Read more

Do not spend a second of your life worrying about me. Read more

Such a perfect encapsulation of this season. Read more

I mean, I watch Married At First Sight. A show being awful does not prevent me from watching it. Read more

Absolutely no snark here: You thought that was good and lived up to the quality of the original? Read more

RZA did an interview with TMZ where he broke down the incident in further detail. He says Russell did spit on her but Azealia was out of control. Read more

What I would give for the footage of a security guard knocking on her bathroom stall... Read more

Do you seriously think I don’t know what an ice rink is? Read more

I mean, don’t you usually get a trophy at a world cup? Not a medal? I DUNNO. I admit my ignorance about the ice field. Read more

Yeah. Too bad it’s completely inaccurate since literally none of that was shade. Read more