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Kara Brown
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Senior Writer, Jezebel

Because these woman understand the meaning of “job security.” Read more

Honestly, I don’t really understand what these people eat so that’s part of it. Read more

Like, of course they have to be restrictive but you can still be a supermodel and a football star while eating tomatoes and coffee! I have to believe that, say, Naomi Campbell and Peyton Manning enjoy a mushroom or two every now and then. Read more

I mean, I’ve never been to prison so what do I know... But, protection aside, solitary sounds way worse than “normal” prison? Read more

Honestly I am completely unable to wrap my mind around the size of that ring. Read more

Truly, the lack of fawning over Goldie is embarrassing for everyone in this comment section. Read more

Good thing commenters are the minority of our readership. Read more

Nah. But thank you for reminding me why the constant preservation of this became my new year’s resolution:

Goldie sat in the highchair basically the entire time. Read more

Pros: This does look like he spent a lot of money on it/it’s well-made. Read more

True, but she’s willing to look bad AND she’s got Donnie. Depending on how the rest of this goes, I’d be willing to give her at least a second season and see how she does. Read more

I mean, that’s terrible, but there’s no reason to apply that characterization to every woman on the planet.
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