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If I ever kill anyone, I will kill them on a cruise ship.
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Why eat anything but Soylent? Why leave the house? Why get a job? Why have friends? Why laugh? Why smile? Read more
It’s not that you couldn’t poop, you just consumed so little food there was nothing to convert to poop. Read more
Are you sure the colon lockdown isn’t because this isn’t enough food? This doesn’t seem to be enough to eat for a week. Read more
“You don’t stop being a parent when your child dies,” Lucia McBath, one of the Mothers of the Movement said at the…
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Holy shit! I was there and I’m in this video just past 2 minutes! It was amazing. A great turnout and actually really upbeat atmosphere considering what we were doing. Read more
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CLEVELAND— That Donald Trump is unpopular among women is well-known. The statistic citing seven out of ten women who…
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For the first few years after I was born, my parents drove a ‘78 Monte Carlo, and my earliest childhood memory is of…
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It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid. Read more
Elle Woods knows nothing. Read more