Thanks for opening up—it meant a lot to me. Read more
Babe. Thank you for this. Read more
This really helped me get through the day. Sending u all my <3s. Read more
Really powerful, Joanna. Thank you. Read more
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It’s hard to produce satire for a genre that is so salty it’s basically already satirizing itself... Read more
I love this blog, mom! Read more
And what about the poor Korean family? So sad.
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I thought you died yesterday. Nice to see you back. Read more
You win today. Read more
You are truly fortunate to have a child that can compete with the unusually precocious toddlers of twitter. My kids were more interested in spelunking their nasal cavities at age three than a civics class debate at a 12th grade reading level. Cheers. Read more
WTF is wrong with people? This is the best thing I’ve read on this website in ages.
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Girl, this is the third article I’ve read since I woke up a half hour ago. Me and the bottle of Smirnoff were awake until 5 AM, and boy did we celebrate with friends! Read more
This was perfect. You're perfect. Read more
“Are you talking about me or Hillary Clinton, pumpkin?” I asked. “I’m sad because my vaginal elasticity is completely shot. I’m sad because fucking is like hitting a baseball into the Grand Canyon.” Read more
I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.
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This is fucking amazing. Jesus.
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wow.... no ones picking americana.... guess im the only american around here Read more