Turn up ur speakers and click this pls. Read more

I have just been invited to media launch of event for this on Saturday. Will let you know how it goes. xx Read more

Great now my marina is going to be full of poors. Read more

damn i’m sorry... send me your subscription account # and i’ll refund you for 2016 Read more

What’s the “J.E.” for? Read more

wow, counterintuitive and yet so deeply true Read more

Not only are these bigoted attacks from my candidate’s opponents casting a corrupt shadow onto our political process, they are also hurting the economy. Read more

this candidate for president NOW Read more

This.article.is.the.shit. Read more

love him. love him so much.

i think you are right and smart about pretty much everything and your reasoning is sound and i appreciate the response and almost want to concede, but the fury with which i hate the topsheet tangling up in the night will bolster my dissent Read more

With the exception of this GQ article, the only people I’d ever met until now who didn’t use topsheets were men. Read more

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads… Read more

fake people are people 2 Read more

“My friend’s nutritionist” Read more

Samer is the wokest bae. Read more

We do now. Read more

You’re welcome, Alanis. Read more

Let me hit you with three words: White Wine Spritzer Read more