@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: You can preview said rulings here: [web.ics.purdue.edu]. Why do we need a Supreme Court at all, we should just have nine of these. Read more

@Devonna: Yup, hazardous behaviors now include: turning your head, helping people down stairs, and having an ass near the American President. Read more

@JennaW: Actually, the Institute for Frat-Hazing did determine that cursing helps ease the discomfort involved in eating a live goldfish and then streaking across the quad. Read more

@slowpoke.r: I always felt that the real issue there was not infidelity per se but abuse of power, as she was an intern and significantly younger than him (if memory serves, she was in her early twenties). Read more