hillarycrosley
Hillary Crosley Coker
hillarycrosley
Staff Writer, Jezebel

It's so great, like they're humans formed of the smelliest trash trolling the UWS or something. Read more

Who will give me urgent bunny dispatches and crack me up with the quippy Shakespearean references in Dirtbag each morning? I will miss your hilarious story-telling and wonderful fashionista outfits that I could never pull off. May you stare longingly into the faces of your new Vice co-workers as you stared at mine all

I've been there, but don't fan out. Word on the MHP stan streets is she doesn't like fan outs, so play it cool. *stands in the shadows and flips a coin* Read more

Some dudes have to grow into their sexy, Clive seems like one of them. Age works for him. Read more

I LOVE that song, I just want to rub my face slowly and snake back and forth when it comes on. And then this:

Same, but now I have all of these CDs that I'm trying to figure out a place for ... I'm thinking of a book to put the CDs and covers without the jewel cases. Still, I've got a LOT of CDs. I'm also thinking of just uploading all of them to a drive and backing that up ... it'd take me forever but I think it's a worthy Read more