hazelcills
Hazel Cills
hazelcills
Hazel Cills is the Pop Culture Reporter at Jezebel. Her writing has been published by outlets including The Los Angeles Times, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, The New York Times Magazine, ELLE, and more.

I too shower at night. the idea of laying my sweaty, stinking carcass on clean white sheets is upsetting. But who am I to judge morning showerers. Read more

Dannnnnggggg can’t a ho shine????? She literally went from the strip club to top of the charts..... give her cred where it’s due Read more

So annoying that Missy Elliott didn’t get no.1 for Work It, it’s THE SONG of 2002 and yet Nelly ft. Kelly Roland? I don’t even remember “Dilema” was it good? Read more

Darling Girl Cosmetics. There’s also a La Llarona eyeshadow. Here’s the whole Halloween collection (a mix of urban legends and mythology): Read more

I grew up calling them Porter Wagoner suits. And that Porter Wagoner fashion sense was what first caught my eye about Chris Isaak.

Let it be known I welcome any conspiracy theories about whether or not Nutmeg really died of old age... Read more

I feel like ultimately this has comed down to People Taking This Seriously vs. Everyone Else. Read more

A grievous error on our part and thank you for the heads up! We are preparing a new poll to correct this and we will be allowing extra time to vote to make up for this mistake. Read more

i was all set to suck some marrow out of dudes’ femurs with baba yaga, but then you went and sold me on the actual hypothetical aesthetic of mothwoman. Read more

I recently lost my black demonic void after a fun night out. I ordered a replacement and am doing my best to stay indoors until it is delivered. Read more

That scene is an example of the reasons I keep watching the show. Dang you, Lynch! Read more

You are projecting a lot on a very neutral and straight-forward headline, friend. Read more

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.