Kings of England--related!?! Isn’t that an amazing coincidence? Read more
I’m actually Brad Pitt and it feels like you’re negging me. Well it worked. Will you go out with me? Read more
I should host the Oscars, and everyone here knows it. Read more
I saw some program when I was younger where a cis man got breast implants on a dare or bet. They placed black tape over his nipples as he played ping pong shirtless. I don’t know how legit the story was but I thought that was a bit strange. Wasn’t old enough to get *why* it was strange though Read more
I used to time my gym trips to line up with appropriate shows. Now I loooove having Netflix as I run, so I can watch Jeopardy ANY TIME! Read more
I listen to music at the gym but if I need a little extra anger to push through on the elliptical there’s always Trump on CNN. I don’t even have to listen. Just his smug face does it. I can run forever.
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I have reached the point in my gym spoiled-ness where if I don’t have an individual screen on my machine, I get grumpy. My old rec center used to have three TVs in the cardio room, and they were invariably tuned to FOX News, The View (no matter what time of day), and ESPN. I started bringing an iPad, perching it… Read more
Fractal tits? Read more
We heard you like boobs. Read more
They’re nipples that gift females as presents during the holidays. Read more
What is a meaningless term to avoid making a moral panic look like a moral panic? Read more
That’s a pretty ‘we’re hip with the times and gendrum spectrum aware' way of saying 'no tits.' Read more
It’s peak corporate intersectional feminism/inclusive ally-ship. Read more
This lazy ass social media litmus isn’t only relegated to the entertainment machine or other high profile careers. You can’t get a job making cocktails or working retail at a high-end clothing store without having your Facebook and Twitter feed scoured. Bullshit times we live in. Read more
What’s even worse is that they basically want to cast people who will give them free marketing through social media content. Lazy and cheap. Read more
The whole Twitter follower metric is just a lazy ass way for people to make decisions between many candidates. Kind of like SAT scores. Neither of those metrics will really tell you who the most talented candidate is, but they can be used to make decision-makers feel less culpable for being lazy while they tell… Read more
It’s so sick. It’s been true for models for awhile now as well as creatives in so many fields. Your social media presence and appeal is considered as if not more important than your necessary skillset. Read more