I’m rebooting you, canceling myself, and abolishing Katie. Read more

let me live. Read more

That was my first thought when it came onscreen in Sabrina: where’s that demon’s titties?!? Read more

They LGBT movies always seem to be either coming out/suffering/transition. Give me a queer bank heist! A trans scientist working to stop flying electric eels. A lesbian couple exorcising ghosts from the haunted house the just bought. We have entire lives between coming out and dying of HIV (according to Hollywood), so… Read more

Openly gay actors struggle to get roles of any kind in the still homophobic film industry, and many actors are pressured to stay in the closet so as not to lose the advantage of being perceived as straight by a system that will happily trot out “but it’s acting, they’re just playing a part” when they cast a white,… Read more

I adopted a very classy and erudite system of evaluation for gay cinema: do they bang, can I see it? a few years ago, and it’s pretty much pushed all mainstream gay films right off the radar. Small, independent queer films are a mixed bag, but I feel like I’ve got a lot to say and think about a flop like Cthulhu and… Read more

your friend sounds unfortunately stupid, sorry Read more

this sounds terrible, like the old trope of the sympathetic queer character who must die violently so that straight people can feel energized about a cause Read more

Are you following me, Harron? I invite you to; I think you’ll enjoy the old Hollywood world I dwell in. Also- thanks for reverting to “tabloids for grown-ups” this week! Read more

Well done, Rich. Oscar-bait movies about gay experiences are almost always twenty years too late for their own message. Over the last 30 years, prestige studio films with gay central characters, from Torch Song Trilogy to Brokeback Mountain to Carol to Call Me by Your Name have always been period pieces and… Read more

I am loosely connected to the people who made the statue originally, and I can tell you that the thing is massive, took a very long time to fabricate, and was made with great care. It’s an art piece more than anything. It is truly mind boggling that the Sabrina producers thought they could just copy the whole thing… Read more

Also, In Touch should probably realize that they are NEVER EVER going to get the “Official!” scoop on royals news. Rumors like skipping-Charles will always, always run on BBC, unless Andrew and Fergie manage to sell the story to Sky News. Read more

Thank you! I knew I knew that name! Read more

“debate club loser wife” - that is a Harron gem! Read more

Jackpot. This says it all:

Peri Gilpin, Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce and the late John Mahoney have been like family for years (Gilpin and Leeves are godmothers to each other’s kids, Pierce and Mahoney are/were godfathers to one of Leeves’ kids, Leeves and Gilpin and their respective husbands are next door neighbors, etc.) Notably missing… Read more

I want to be held by The Rock. If he held me, my heart would race and my asshole would fall out. Read more

After all these years, Kelsey’s still that bitter about being upstaged by that dog, eh?
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The costume from last year was so great I wore it again. Eartha Kitt, FTW!

I knew that he died right before the first preview of Rent. I guess I had always accidentally thought it was due to AIDS. Wikipedia has information that Rent is somewhat autobiographical (with regards to the Maureen character) so color me surprised. Read more