This reads almost exactly like the thank you letters my mom used to make me write to older relatives who gave me birthday/Christmas presents: Read more

This is what my favourite gym shirt says to that

“...when I could just choose to be less stupid...” Read more

in middle school after Shaggy got big, i got a t-shirt that said ‘It Wasn’t Me’ on it and honestly i’ve stayed up at night, 31 years old now, thinking about how much i regret that decision.

On the other hand i definitely wish i still had my Kony 2012 tshirt Read more

Weird, I just started riding BART this week to work (SF’s version of the subway) and was musing at how my already sweaty self was even more uncomfortable and gross on the horribly climate controlled train. I’m terrified what it will be like once “San Francisco Summer” (which is to say, all fog all the time) is over… Read more

What about a stylish and protective air-conditioned beekeeper’s suit?

I sweat just walking to the bus stop in winter, I shall never not be sweaty. Now in my late 20s I’ve finally learned to accept it.  Read more

I am a prodigious face sweater, and people are constantly telling me how sweaty I am. It’s going to lead to aggravated assault charges someday. Read more

dearest harron,

I am an extremely sweaty man. I know exactly how you feel - like everyone else is out enjoying their lives and all you think about is sweating. It’s an actual condition called hyperhidrosis. Don’t laugh. My health insurance (Cigna) covers armpit botox injections and I’ve been getting those for 4 years now. It has… Read more

“I agree politically with everything Hari Kondabolu says up to the point where it inconveniences me in any way.” -Matt Groening Read more

This is good content TY. Read more

This! I came down for a light smack down on the authors for that too.  Read more

“I loved the actor who played old-Ryan Gosling, though. Or Noah or whatever...”

I’m a 34 year old dude and I’m officially never watching the Notebook again. For some reason, I forget how sad it is every year, and say to myself... Read more

Literally just yesterday I was in a domestic violence training and they played that scene where they meet and dude dangles himself from a ferris wheel to coerce her to go out with him.  Read more

I asked my mom who is a fan of the movie and she told me the appeal is that in her experience men are never constant in their affection. The Ryan Gosling character loved the female lead for years and years and that is hard to find. I have to clarify that my father was a serial philanderer.  Read more

So, I got spectacularly dumped in the summer of ‘04, and took it really hard. I watched The Notebook at the height of my batshit grief phase, and it became one of those things that sticks in your post-breakup brain as really important, for whatever reason. When I met a guy months later, I made him watch it with me… Read more

Kelly Faircloth sounds like a girl after my own heart. I have NEVER gotten the love for this movie, other than Ryan Gosling’s hotness, maybe? I haven’t watched it in probably 10 years, but I remember Gosling’s character being an emotionally manipulative a*hole, while James Marsden was a perfectly fine choice who was… Read more

When I watched this film I assumed it was one of those Hallmark Films of the Week. It’s so generic. I was so interested in finding out why it was such a big deal I bought the book. The book is even drippier! This is a film I’m just never gonna get. But on a positive note the scene on the lake looks pretty. Read more