I say that as someone who has actually had sex with Norman Reedus! He ain’t all that!!! Read more

I don’t think much about his wig. Read more

dirt bag? Read more

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.
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“presenting is better the second time around,” Read more

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure. Read more

Love you Hannah! I’d trust you with my childhood town and ALL the.bubbly! Read more

Trying to spot the stupidest thing about this situation. Read more

SMALL CLAMS COURT Read more

Poor Bruce...so much for enjoying his glass of wine in peace, thanks Page Six. Read more

Pssst I don’t know if it was intentional as a joke or accidental, but it’s Captain Marvel. Read more

The Charles Manson link goes to Apple. (Sorry to be that guy; I wanted some sweet schadenfreude about that piece of pigshit)
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I believe that the same article (or another similar one) spoke of (to me) a far more worrying development. Men following the “Mike Pence rule”: Never be alone with a woman; and do not attend gatherings with women where alcohol is served — either without one’s spouse (or at all). Read more

Speaking of better communication on the subway, I’d like to take this post as an occasion to thank the car full of commuters who yelled and waved their hands enthusiastically last week to make sure I knew not to sit down in some weird brown liquid that had amassed on one of the seats. And though I ultimately did… Read more

I don’t believe they’re even speaking English. I always feel like Charlie Brown. Read more

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo. Read more