hannahkgold
Hannah Gold
hannahkgold
contributing writer, nights

I cannot be the only one to see the resemblance here....

In Argentina, where I am from, we celebrate “cumplemes” (“monthday”) for babies. Instead of “cumpleaños” (birthday), we celebrate each month they grow older until babies are a year old. Read more

Ivanka doesn’t know what words mean.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now. Read more

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right? Read more

I find all these HGTV shows when I’m  at the laundromat, doctors office and vet office so hypnotic too! Read more

I want that bedazzled KitchenAid

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Don’t forget Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom.

Hannah, that Nobel in Literature for blogging is a reasonable assumption. But can we agree that Cher’s Twitter feed has to win first? Read more

Now, you might be thinking, hey didn’t this guy just win the greatest award possible for words? And while that may be true Read more

“but I believe it is possible for most to rhetorically trounce Trump without additional chemical assistance”. With half of her brain cells tied behind her back. Read more

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention. Read more