So does John King just know every county’s location within every state on the magic map or is a producer directing his fingers? I have a lot of questions. Read more

I dont know about yall but it’s passed my bedtime Read more

Someone on CNN just said “you can’t get high on your own supply” which just tells me the pundits are at as much of a loss as the rest of us peasants Read more

What does John King do for fun that compels him to say over and over that elections are fun?  Read more

congratulations to me specifically! New Jersey votes to legalize marijuana  Read more

hoes mad Read more

CNN explains that Cubans, Venezuelans, and Mexicans are all different which is *checks Latino delegation handbook*...correct. Good job CNN. Read more

“The president is getting shellacked,” is not a visual I wanted CNN. Please choose better words if we’re going to be stuck with each other all night.  Read more

Marjorie Taylor Greene is taking Q all the way to the top Read more

@John King please say scrappy kid from Scranton five times fast  Read more

I just ordered nachos with cheese even though I am slightly lactose intolerant and have been having stress related bowel issues all day. Read more

I would love to hear from John King after this how long it took him to get a firm grasp of the giant magic maps because he is clicking shit without looking like he built the damn thing and I’m a little impressed  Read more

John King: we need you to be patient at home. These are real votes.  Read more

As a Latina voter I am QUITE tired of hearing the term “Latino voter” being used to represent an incredibly diverse group that encompasses different races, different ethnic backgrounds, and *gasp* different political ideologies.  Read more

how many times will I watch this video tonight to lower my anxiety? Read more