We have our first issue of voter fraud—perpetuated by Donald Trump, who insists Tom Brady voted for him. But Tom Brady says he hasn’t voted yet. Gisele says NO FUCKING WAY (ok she said “no” in an Instagram comment) is she voting for Trump, and considering what she’s convinced her family to eat and refer to as “food,”…
According to the AP, Tim Kaine got to the polling place so early because he has a weekly Tuesday breakfast with his buddies at City Diner in Richmond, and he wasn’t about to let something like the presidential election get in the way!! Read more
One defeat Tim Kaine can live with: Read more
The first vote cast in this election early this morning in Dixville Notch really set the tone: Read more
This morning Eric Trump told MSNBC his father will absolutely accept the results of the election if he loses! (But only if the results are “legit and fair,” a metric the Trump campaign has so far declined to define.) Read more
Wonder who Hillary is voting for Read more
This is my dog she is a good dog
Trump’s face and lips are the same color... Read more
Trump looks very pale!! Read more
NO HANDSHAKES FOR ANYONE TONIGHT Read more
They preseated the families—even Tiffany!!—to avoid an awkward handshake this time around, reportedly at the request of the Clinton family... Read more
I think a much better debate would require the VP candidates to talk about what their policies would be if the real president died Read more
Mike Pence has perfected the “I’m trying to keep a straight face” straight face Read more
Is this the pilot for the HBO Vice Principals show Read more
The candidates are now three minutes late
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The Mayoboys are late... Read more
Trump about to ask Hillary if she wants to get a cigarette also has she ever heard this song it’s so so so good hold on let him just queue it up wait but let’s get that cigarette Read more
Trachtenberg once (allegedly) got drunk, bought a bronze hippo for his wife, and when she didn't want it, installed it on campus and convinced the whole university that hippos were once historically significant in DC. Read more
