I love Ja Yule, thank you Ja Yule Read more

I want to believe but the magic is gone!!!!!! Read more

Some new internet slang: OMM, as in, Oh my Maz. Feel free to use Read more

Very brave. Read more

It’s just hell Read more

Also really recommend the Chance version, which does not include the awful J. Cole lyric, “Dick so big it’s like a foot is in your mouth/And you ain’t babysitting but my kids all on your couch.”

I just want you to know how deeply the Jez staff appreciated this. You’re a champ. Read more

tfw you’re coming down from mushrooms

Coming soon!!! YOU FIENDS Read more

This One Gif Perfectly Sums Up What a Terrible Actor Ashton Kutcher Is Read more

A map of Rhode Island annotated with a bunch of arrows and “STILL NO EVIDENCE OF IT BEING AN ISLAND” scribbled on the side
:( Read more

What do you think he’s reading?

I still want my money back for this shit. Read more

Shea’s (excellent) book includes, in each chapter, a written “rebuttal” to his pick for the most important song of the year, and I wrote the rebuttal for ‘97. My pick: “The Rain” by Missy Elliott, featuring Timbaland. Here’s what I wrote:

Shea’s (excellent) book includes, in each chapter, a written “rebuttal” to his pick for the most important song of the year, and I wrote the rebuttal for ‘97. My pick: “The Rain” by Missy Elliott, featuring Timbaland. Here’s what I wrote:

i am pro *chilled* red wine & also sometimes CALIMOCHOOOOO (red wine + coca cola) Read more

It’s a painting shirt.... fuck off Read more

Flounder = Floundah