Since the mid-1990s, when Kate Winslet first dared act in movies while housing her inner consciousness and internal…
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.
I never watched Mad Men, a fact that surprises every dude who has ever bored me by blathering boringly about it. My…
While there is a cottage industry built up around blaming former royal and current Californian Meghan Markle for…
I have not seen a Conjuring movie since the first one, but the franchise is, I believe, about a hot couple based on…
As someone who got stoned in the parking lot before my own high school graduation, I cannot say that I understand…
In a headline for its review of a new podcast called The Turning: The Sisters Who Left, the New York Times asks,…
Much like all of European history, Eurovision wouldn’t be Eurovision without some bullshit, plague-related drama,…
Quick, what’s the creature the populates an entire community with the resources and skills necessary to achieve…
Presidents: They’re just like us! For example, when a motherfucker is corrupt, they’ll often say something like…
Sometimes, when I am not feeling crippling anxiety about my six-figure student debt and four-figure medical bills, I…
When I was a very small child, my baseball-obsessed grandmother forced the entire family to dress up in Sunday…
Marilyn Manson, a man who built a career around being a creep, has been accused by yet another woman of actually…
Just a few short months after Congress declared that the insurrections, and not President Donald Trump, were…
Along with those horrible tiered ruffle skirts and awful Hollister henleys (probably), the latest aughts trend to…
There is one perfect thing on this Earth, and that single thing is Eurovision, the yearly song competition that…
Authorities have located the remains of Amy Carlson, known as Mother God to her followers, dusted with glitter and…
Though it seems like 30 years ago, it’s only been two months since the British monarchy made promises that it is was…
Cancel culture has robbed our American culture of so much: maxidresses, that one Christmas song nobody really likes,…
Last week, landlord stans had their chance to yell at me in the comments for not considering the landlords’ plight…
