When was The American People named president? Read more

“A large part of the country is currently on fire, do you feel that is a problem, Mr. Pence?” Read more

His diseased eye is definitely leaking tears. You can see it when he turns his head.  Read more

Omg stop trying to make swine flu happen. It’s never going to happen.  Read more

He has to keep talking about what the American people have done because the president hasn’t done shit. Read more

Yeah thanks for nothing Bob.  Read more

He looks like I used to in grad school after I would block off a whole day for nervous crying.  Read more

Those glowing red eyes are troublesome  Read more

Is this a multiple choice question? Read more

A great short story that Lonesome Dove author Larry McMurtry won an Oscar for adapting into a screenplay along with Diana Ossana.  Read more

I would never!  Read more

Hear me out: Ben Whishaw as Maxim. That’s it. That’s my whole argument. Read more

Brava! You are the winner of this week’s challenge!  Read more

His voice makes me so sleepy. It’s like propaganda ASMR  Read more

This sports man has a 2 am infomercial voice. He sounds like he’s trying to sell me a shamwow  Read more

Hahaha Julianne “you found your way through the swamp and you arrived safely on the other side” is basically pornographic. Read more

Is this a normal pocket square? To look like one has stolen four sets of wrapped silverware from the country club’s prep station? Read more

Trotting out the old welfare queen narrative. They bring it to you every ball. Read more

Like there’s a way that people could see and that would be the Trump administration doing something about these problems.   Read more

These speeches all have a pattern: my personal hardship, Trump cares about it, I know because he told me, not because he did anything to address it on a policy level.  Read more