Weird how Tom Sandoval confuses being a battered wife with being a self-loathing coward who could have gotten out of this relationship years ago. Read more

I’d rather read dolphin erotica.

Thank you Read more

“he sends emails to women writers demanding they be less vulgar” #dead, bless you Ellie Read more

And don’t forget about the official inauguration prints!

Ellie, no one is better qualified to head “Barf Bag” than yourself..I adore your posts and am really excited about this! Read more

lol Barf Bag Read more

Hey, remember all the hysterical tantrums because Obama very occasionally took a vacation? All those people are going to be furious and outraged about this, right? Right? Read more

If by “fresh faced,” they mean “looks like a serial killer,” then yes— yes, he is “fresh faced” Read more

wow you left out this part:

If anyone is wondering why Canada has lower drug prices than the US, here’s some background on the Patented Medicine Prices Review Board, which regulates prescription drug prices. http://www.pmprb-cepmb.gc.ca/about-us/mandate-and-jurisdiction  Read more

sorry for being good at my job Read more

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism Read more

ELLIE WHY IS HIS HAIR SO LONG LIKE HE’S SNATCHED THE WIG OF A WOMAN WHO DIED ALONE IN HER HOME IN A DECOMPOSING WEDDING DRESS Read more

Politico reports that he is considering former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford, Jr. for transportation secretary Read more

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service). Read more