guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago Read more

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric. Read more

thank you so much for volunteering to make me a pie tonight and bringing it to work tomorrow Eleanor Read more

I want to clarify that it would need to be good pie, not some pecan bullshit Read more

I would have sex with this gif. Read more

How dare you insinuate I am not a real person! Bobby Finger real. Bobby Finger actual human man. Do not doubt Bobby Finger. Read more

My two favorite parts are: Read more

Yep. I brought this same thing up in my comment. Her being a lesbian - and thus her not wanting to fuck him - drives him particularly crazy. Like, he hates all women, but I can tell he really hates lesbians for that extra strike against them of them not wanting to fuck his brains out.
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More seriously though, I don’t think the fact that O’Donnell’s statements got so thoroughly under Trump’s skin and the fact that she was one of the most prominent LGBTQ people in entertainment at the time was a huge coincidence. I’m sure that was another contributing factor that led him to go so apeshit over it.
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See what happened there? Read more

“Cher is an average talent”

Stein is anti-science, or at least comfortable with courting the votes of anti-science voters. Read more

They’re probably “browbeating” you to vote Hillary because a Trump presidency is scary. This isn’t the year to vote third party. Read more

Yeah it’s totally weird people are worried a racist, sexist, bigoted nutjob will become our president while value voters pat themselves on the back. I can’t imagine why anyone would come to that conclusion on their own. They must be brainwashed! Read more

You’re acting like people don’t have legitimate critiques of Stein. Anyone who thinks they are compromising their political ideology if they vote for Hillary Clinton but is fine with voting for Stein, despite her repeated panderings to the pseudo-science folks (most notably anti-vaxxers) is kidding themselves. Read more

Go, our billionaires! Beat their billionaires! Read more

Gutted.

Wait...do you mean that this show actually helps people with anxiety? Opposite effect in me — legit hyperventilate when the shortbread towers topple or someone is told their Swansea pastie is soggy and they look devastated. Don’t even get me started on Ruby’s season. I loved Ruby so goddamn much. Read more

What is the point?! I love Mel & Sue.