Yeah I agree. And shout out to Millehelen folks: you got me into the korean snail mucus miracle (which is what it is called in my house) and my rosacea has chilled enough tht the broken capillaries are clearly visible (this is actually and for real a big improvement) and when I put on my makeup (bb cream, then mineral… Read more

*awaits her fellow Millihelens and their opinions*

My two cents so far: Less gif, more final look. Also, please have themes or multiple people trying the same product and reviewing. Read more

Whyyyyyyyy why why is a beauty column using lo-res gifs, compressed color, no before-and-after pics, no product pictures and no clear indication of what the product looks like on your face? I know you guys are going for something different, but you’re completely abandoning the point to do so. Not to mention, the… Read more

Long time listener, first time caller. I love Jezebel and loved most parts of Millihelen, but this beauty column is so disappointing. Just have this lady make a video and talk through her opinions as she goes. The blurry GIF/written format isn’t interesting and I can’t really see any of the before/after effects of the… Read more

Honestly? I think you’re full of shit. Read more

Yes! Yes! Yes! Bring me all of the makeup reviews! Almost makes up for not getting a Midweek Madness in weeks. And can we bring back the monthly beauty subscription reviews on Muse? Read more

1. it’s real tough to gauge usefulness of mascara on someone with fake lashes.
2. bring back millihelen :( Read more

Oh hey, are we bringing back Worth It? Because that would be amazing! (And since I'm asking for things I probably won't get - just like the alpaca I requested for my 31st birthday - can we have Milihelen back? And Jane Marie?) Read more

Can we have Millihelen back now? Please????? Read more

That’s such a great idea! I loved those beauty box reviews, I miss Millihelen so much :( I’ll definitely check out your site, that’s awesome that you’ve kept that going. Read more

Aaahhh how did you choose which K beauty stuff to get? I’ve been thinking about embarking on a serious skin care regime, but I’m so intimidated by all the options I don’t know where to start! Read more

BEAUTY THREAD! Read more

I ended up stuck for this very reason, even the one friend who I was still in contact with came out with the line “you can stay at mine, but you have to get rid of [dog’s name]”. I will never “get rid” of my best friend (he’s my world), so I ended up sacrificing my safety. It’s probably a depressingly common… Read more

There’s an old Jezebel thread where we went over this. 69 is just not satisfying- it’s hard to give when you need to concentrate on receiving. It’s a waste of time and at the most one partner gets pleasured while the other does the damn work but the one who o’s thinks they’ve accomplished something. Read more

I may never recover from this Read more

What is occurring is the very painful breakdown of an almost 30 year relationship. Read more

Why is it so hard for people to say “I fucked up royally. I’m so angry and disappointed in myself. I hope she can forgive me some day, but I committed this disgusting act against her, for which there is no excuse, and deserve whatever is coming my way. I’m truly sorry to everyone who I’ve let down.” ??? Read more

Oh good. Because I was totally worried about HIS recovery. Read more

There are no winners or losers but I am not a villain.
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