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Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Who decides whom is universally beloved? What are the requirements for this? Read more

I...feel a lot lighter and carefree all of a sudden. Read more

Kathy Griffin is a trash person. I hate that she thinks she represents progressive people; she constantly says offensive shit and tries so. hard. to stay relevant. Also friends with Bill Maher. Also I just really hate her. Read more

Re bullet point two on that Brad Pitt thing up there:

Thank you, Amy, for wearing normal fucking clothes to the gym. Remember when you used to just wear, like, pants or shorts and a sweaty t? Not an ensemble? Read more

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent. Read more

I just spit out my seltzer. Fucking hilarious. I don’t watch the show, but now it makes sense why Kate McKinnon was drinking a Jamba Juice on the Morning Joe sketch a couple weeks ago. LOL thanks for this! I needed a good laugh today. Read more

Just because someone has a mental illness does not mean they can’t be happy Read more

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”

No worries as I don’t respect the Pope at all. Similar to the British monarchy, there’s a difference between acting progressive and being progressive. The Pope is acting progressive in the hopes he’ll alleviate those declining numbers. He’s acting in a certain way for self-preservation and no other reason. Read more

Well...Chad always said he wanted to travel. I guess Pittsburgh is...a start. Read more