bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated. Read more

Not for a few weeks, I just missed our robust and well-informed commenting community ; ) Read more

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth. Read more

Okay, but also that’s a cute pic of them. Shirt aside. Read more

Okay, okay. THANK YOU. See, I was listening to Pod Save America yesterday and he slipped in something about “Ronan” while talking about Sonos, or whatever, and I DIDN’T KNOW. I obsessively was googling things for like, 20 minutes, trying to find proof that it’s real life. I don’t know why I’m so into this, but I am. Read more

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow. Read more

Agreed, it’s better when people just “do” and skip the explanation (or apology). Read more

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Also missed my favorite line:

Yeah, not like Bobby linked to a whole google search page of photos just like that or anything ;-) Read more

It’s definitely at least the fourth

Bezos’ stance on labor rights indicate he thinks two pizzas can feed a family of four for a month.
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“The company, named after the biblical version of paradise where things weren’t as great as they seemed...” Read more

It’s nice to know visiting the Apple store is as exhausting for other people also. I went to mine a few months ago after my iPhone abruptly stopped working and while I had an appointment with a genius, I was still told to sit in the waiting area where the seating looked like crates that had washed ashore after a ship Read more

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure! Read more

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse. Read more