Age Of Adaline was an unexpected little joy for me. Read more

I’d like to slap everyone involved in green lighting this show. Read more

This is nothing short of horrifying. CBS needs to fucking stop.
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Shark Tank works because Mark Cuban and Barbara Corcoran are likeable and the other Sharks realize that their main purpose is to play a character (and that they’ll lose to Mark Cuban if they ever try to go head to head against him). Ashton Kutcher was so bad because he thought the show was actually serious. Read more

Well, on a positive note, thank you Bobby for reminding me how delightful Spy was!

Paris Hilton is marvelous! Stars Are Blind is a beautiful song. Read more

But that’s a normal reasonable statement so how are we going to get millions of idiots to click on our article and read it in faux outrage? Read more

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :) Read more

Bobby, I will have you know that making my mother happy is never easy and may, in fact, be impossible. Read more

Probably sad but the only thing I know Patti Lupone from is Life Goes On.

That is all. Read more

I was coming here to buzz this video with some Bey stings because that title is too close to die with u by the queen, but holy shit!!!! This is beautiful. Read more

That’s beautiful and I actually had to take several deep breaths after it was over. He makes me... feel things. Read more

He is so beautiful and magical and I feel #blessed that I’ve gotten to see him live. Read more

Buh buh buh buh buh buh

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule! Read more

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

“You know my family had a few dollars, and I loved them dearly, but when you get right down to it, basically they were trash.” Read more

Good lord, even when his head is a half inch tall you can tell he’s wearing a wig.

And that sentence has been changed to this: Read more