bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Like the rest of the house: big and expensive and overly furnished, but boring. Beautiful exterior though. Read more

THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON. Read more

There was a photo of them at an event together recently—both in nice suits, posing with arms around each other—and I started screaming at my computer because Jon’s shirt was a mess of wrinkles. Like, YOU’RE GOING PUBLIC. LOOK NICE. I will try to find it. Read more

Re: “celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t,” the thing about this column is that it’s explicitly about what celebrities do, and what Jessica Chastain did was thoughtlessly give more credibility to the term “alt-left” via a tweet to her 575,000 followers (many of whom called her out of them), only Read more

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Because that was TMZ’s strange word choice, not mine. Read more

When it comes to headlines, I am all for making it count. Read more

Congrats! And YES. I would rather have a tablespoon of Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream than a full pint of Halo Top. Read more

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish Read more

Leah Remini rules but...don’t you sorta feel for what’s her name?! Read more

you’re trying to tell me “harry hole” isn’t funny in english and you’re wrong Read more

I texted my mother.

*famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect way that is emblematic of a much larger problem: which is that white, cis, straight people refuse to recognize the spectrum, influence, and importance of queer history and culture. Read more