ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

Fairness to Jared Padalecki - the premise isn’t strong enough to last long without totally fucking up continuity (actual, base, continuity that even the fan fic lovers are super into) and pissing the rabid base off. Would’ve been better to have gone in on some period television via the Campbells or Men of Letters, or Read more

Well if this is how he handles disappointing professional news, maybe there’s a reason his former co-workers have decided to move on to a new project without him? Read more

I spent the past 15 minutes checking out the fan reaction to this because the Supernatural fandom is nothing if not entertaining and it seems like a lot of people are mad at Jared over his reaction and I don’t quite get it? As far as I can tell he lined up a new job on Walker and did promotion for it so people would Read more

Dear Jared, are you gutted because Jensen took his time to develop his next projects in The Boys and now this? Because it really sounds like you spent all your time working on the absolutely shitty Texas Ranger TV show and are now pissed that the Supernatural world kept turning without you... Read more

In a video filmed at an odd angle that made him look no more than three feet tall Read more

This talentless idiot can walk into working vulcano.  Read more

You know what, Justin? You just had to Say Something. But we’ve all seen your True Colors, and they’re Filthy. And This I Promise You, What Goes Around... Comes Around. Until the End of Time, Bye Bye Bye. Read more

WHO ASKED HIM? He profited off Britney and Janetsdownfall” for fucking decades. Stick to cheating on your wife, not vaccinating your brats and making boring music, Justin. Nobody gives a shit about your opinion on a teenage ex you exploited for profit. Read more

Apparently the Beaver would totally be into this.
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This doesn’t seem fair because some of these masks are clearly sexier than others. Shouldn’t everyone just wear a paper bag with a Sharpie face drawn on it? Read more

Gimme that buttshole cut, Netflix. Read more

I don’t think this is what the CDC had in mind when mandating masks
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As a furry, these prosthetics are not only terrifying and hideous, but also very strangely... no, they’re just terrifying and hideous. Still probably watch it with my partners though, it looks like it’d be a horrifying adventure.  Read more

“this is a bad move" does not require a better move proposal. He can go back to the drawing board and start with something that isn't literally introducing thought crime laws. It's a bad idea. If you can't think of something better, that's on you. Go back to school and work on it. Read more