ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

i appreciate getting both news and gossip from this site, and there is truly some great in-depth reporting to be found. Read more

Since he is a man, there’s a 100% chance he flexed, lol. They can’t help themselves. Read more

So being an actual fitness junkie, I sorta cracked up when y’all first reported on this. Read more

I think his shoulder is bigger, which makes the bicep look a bit smaller. Read more

Submarines then, Camilla could pilot (is that the right word for a submarine?) to California, under the arctic ice, to destroy their happiness, because, she didn’t get what she wanted til later in life? Read more

Thank you Ashley. I’m going to ask my wife for a dollop of bare butt tonight and likely going to receive a confused/annoyed glare in return, but it’ll be worth it. Read more

It’s totally haunted. How many people died in the White House?

Dolly Madison is absolutely there protecting all the artwork.
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Naw, they know. Depending on who you talk to, Israel is the coddled lamb that will be sacrificed to trigger Teh Rapture*, the model religious apartheid state they hope to turn America into, or both. Read more

Put aside ‘the right of Israel to exist’, the nebulous (what nation has a right to anything? self-determination is not a blank check) and bloodless (does a nation’s right to exist supersede the rights of people to exist free from displacement and violence?) phrase that it is.
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You’re not going to find a lot of Hamas sympathizers among left-wing westerners, so your equating critiquing the unprovoked state-sponsored killing of civilians by Israel, including bombing residential apartment complexes and independent news media bureaus, with “condoning” Hamas-led attacks is just stupid on its Read more

Also- Israel stoked the rise of Hamas to undermine secular groups. It’s very much their monster Read more

Your work has also inspired long tirades from people about how Israel is comparable to Nazi Germany so, good job? If I were publishing something that was making people feel comfortable coming into my comments section….” Read more

Part of the problem is that Gadot has previously made public statements in clear support of the IDF when the death toll in 2014 and now is weighted massively in Israels favor. Its just seems to me that shes selling her brand while people are dying and she doesn’t have to(Twitter aint gonna solve this). Israel does Read more

Also, if Gal Gadot as an Israeli is accountable for the actions of her government, does this standard apply to Americans as well? Read more

You’re a braver woman than I. I just cannot with this, anymore. People who feel that the genocide of the indigenous people in the Americas was wrong somehow fail to object to the massacres of Palestinians in their native land. To even have to argue about this is insanity. But thank you. Read more

This whole thing was kicked off by extremist Haredi marching through Palestinian neighborhoods, attacking their inhabitants, and screaming “DEATH TO ARABS”, all while under the protection of the IDF. Read more