That was the start of a terrifying week. One of my coworkers actually freaked out when she found out Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson got it. I called my brother when I found out that the NBA season was on hold and we were both in disbelief. Hell, I even saw the press conference Trump gave and I avoid those (the one where he… Read more

Your neighbor sucks. Yet close friends of mine- a family of three- took all the precautions possible and the father died of Covid on Christmas Day, alone in an ICU bed.
Fuck your neighbor. Read more

I got Covid-19 last Fall (I’m fine! Everyone’s fine!), and for real, a lot of what Tom Hanks had talked about in interviews when he first got it came back to me: symptoms, treatment, potential immunity. When I spoke to the public health nurse, I already knew a lot of what she told me from... Tom Hanks. Read more

Woah! Your neighbor suuucks! I thought for a second it is good you maybe don’t have to see him often due to the pandemic. I immediately realized the people I see most frequently now are my neighbors, none of which I really know.  Dang. That’s a bummer.  Read more

Wanting to pet Frankie. Read more

Morgan showed his whole ass with this one simple act of sad, dejected rage. Beresford, in a master stroke, pinpointed exactly was behind Morgan’s insecurities and Morgan practically combusted. Hammer, meet nail.

This dude really thought he had a chance with Meghan Markle? Way to bury the lede lmao Read more

I don’t know if Alex Beresford did this on purpose, but rubbing a narcissistic prick like Morgan’s nose publicly in what had to be a major ego blow to him--he’s lucky Morgan didn’t get an AR-15 and go postal on the entire set.  Wow was that fucking delicious to watch. Read more

Who...what...who gives a fuck if she ghosted you, PIERS?! She doesn’t owe you her friendship, and you’re a goddamned journalist, get the fuck over yourself! Read more

THIS IS THE CONTENT I AM HERE FOR. thank you Read more

Esther’s Frankie? Or my Frankie? Or, will any old Frankfurter do? Perhaps a kitten named Poundcake, too?

Yes, in general, more dog and cat pictures please. It’s literally the only reason I have social media accounts any more. LITERALLY. My feed is nothing but cat and dog meme accounts after the great election purges of 2016 and 2020. Read more

a-HEM. PICTURE OF FRANKIE, PLEASE. Honestly, talk about burying the lede. Read more

And here I just want to eat a taco with my girlfriend. Read more

When this is over the entire economy is going to be super charged by new gym memberships, hair appointments, clothing purchases, and lube sales. Read more

... this just made me realize that almost every conversation I've had in the last year has been about TV.    :( Read more

Too fucking real on the mental health. I spent last night drunkenly hate watching Supermarket Stakeout and My Lottery Dream Home while narrating the most ridiculous bits to a friend via messenger app. I am rapidly losing the ability to converse about anything other than shitty tv. Read more

So that’s why they’re calling it stimulus spending.
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I knew it. As soon as Biden utter that word, I knew some GOPer would jump on this as the new “deplorables” bit. Fuck but these assholes are so predictable and boring and exhausting...
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