ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

As someone who has actually been to Punxsutawney for Groundhog Day, I can attest that it is a delightfully weird event and worth going to (if you don’t get killed by the other revelers when trying to board the bus back to the Punxy Wal-Mart parking lot). Read more

OMFG! The cop matter-of-factly telling a 9 yo she’s going to get pepper sprayed in the eyeballs? How the fuck did you think that was going to de-escalate the situation? She’s handcuffed in the back of a cruiser surrounded by armed adults. SHE’S FUCKING 9!
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I mean... people being held in private prisons is still a big deal. The GOP is bad but that doesn’t mean democrats have zero responsibility.  Read more

The GOP is not in power.  The fact that the GOP are assholes doesn’t negate criticism of Biden when he’s not good enough. It’s okay to hold powerful Democrats accountable. Read more

Im waiting for the Jenny For The Block Challenge, where you make a video about how grounded you are even though you’re rich, but you lose the message in the video by showing off nothing but how rich you are. Read more

A $15 minimum wage is $31,200 for a full-time worker. That’s about what I made out of college at my first job, in 2006—it was $30,000, then about $32,000 a few months later, and then topped out at about $45,000 before I graduated law school in 2012. I was able to live fairly comfortably for a few years on that salary, Read more

It’s actually possible that what Biden will do things that aren’t good enough. Biden deserves to be held accountable just like any other powerful person. We don’t have to treat him like he’s an intern just learning the ropes (“Joe, this is good work, but next time make sure you phase in the minimum wage increase a Read more

We’ve seen what happens when progressives go for home runs - they strike out AND lose in the next election. Read more

This is not an unreasonable observation, in general, but, I mean.....fixing the issue with these two executive orders is as easy as including ICE detention centers in one and requiring the minimum wage to take effect sometime sooner than 5 years from now in the other. There’s not anything particularly difficult Read more

Jlo not knowing how a “challenge” works shows she’s truly an old, even if she’s wrinkle free lol Read more

All I’m saying is that until she actually comes out and sates it for the record. Read more

YAS! the traction alopecia! Whenever I see her ponytail and hairline, that’s all I can think about! It upsets me so much in someone so young. But she still has time to prevent it! Read more

Reaction from parents and conservative media will be a large factor in deciphering whether the cultural pendulum has indeed shifted enough so that a popular child celebrity coming out elicits little more than a shrug in response.
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Ooooh! I’m attending (via Zoom) my niece’s JoJo-themed birthday party tomorrow. We’re all supposed to wear snatched ponytails and big bows — and now I’m going to add some pride face paint in her honor. Read more

Poor kid. Reading about her situation is bringing back some bad memories. Hope she gets out. Read more