ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

Thank you! And I still think you should give it a go, color wise. I think it would look nice on olive skin! Read more

Oh the boob tape was GREAT for shaping. Definitely useful on that front. I think you’d benefit! Read more

I feel like if he doesn’t resign by the end of the week, he’s not going to resign ever. They’re gonna have the drag his ass out. Read more

Didn’t you love the bit where he mentioned his family member who was sexually assaulted, as if that means anything. Read more

Both the nasal swab comments and the gown comments were inappropriate. Nobody should be made to feel like a piece of meat, by the governor no less. Read more

53.8 million people a month on Spotify alone, believe it or not. Read more

I figure it’s because he’s Ugly Hot™ with a deep voice and seems nice enough. Read more

do not apologize this gave the entire staff a good laugh lol Read more