Just kidding, the President’s not coming for your guns, but he did announce a series of executive actions Tuesday…

Ohio Governor John Kasich probably isn’t going to be president, unless you’re part of the roughly two percent of the…

The Supreme Court is currently considering the case of abortion provider Whole Woman’s Health, which is arguing that…

This past July, California Governor Jerry Brown signed a law officially classifying professional cheerleaders as…

On Saturday, a group of armed militia members broke into Oregon’s Malheur Wildlife Refuge, ostensibly to protest the…

Americans are mad as hell, a new poll finds, and no one describes themselves as angrier than white female…

Donald Trump, the ochre villain in a Veggie Tales cartoon, appeared on your television Monday morning to express his…

A female inmate at Rikers Island told the New York Daily News that a correction officer raped her in a padlocked…

A 66-year-old white woman in Connecticut is alive and unharmed, despite brandishing a realistic-looking BB gun…

This year of our Lord 2015 introduced us to a number of memorable dicks, whose abhorrent behavior made them stand…

A new Gallup poll shows that Hillary Clinton has been named the most admired woman in America for 20 years in a row.…

A German man died on Christmas Day in what appears to have been a failed attempt to rob a condom machine by blowing…

Brain surgeon and extremely calm man Ben Carson is still running for president, barely. He’s currently polling at…

Sean Shaynak, formerly a math and science teacher at the elite Brooklyn Tech High School, pleaded guilty Tuesday to…

Anna Yocca, the 31-year-old Tennessee woman charged with attempted murder for attempting to terminate her pregnancy…

The thing about polite society is that you can’t go around shooting people. Americans do it all the time, of course,…

Earlier this week, presidential candidate and malevolent Cracker Jack Donald Trump was confronted with the upsetting…

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo signed a bill into law Tuesday that bans correctional facilities from shackling or…

A singer in Zambia convicted of raping a 14-year-old girl in 2014 is serving as an “ambassador in the fight against…

The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office announced Tuesday afternoon that they’ve reached an agreement to…