The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me. Read more

Whew, thanks for the reassurance! Read more

stop cheating on me with chelsea Read more

I want to crowdsource a question I have about chelsea’s “process.” Read more

I’m looking forward to when Chelsea runs out of friendly greetings and vaguely flirtatious nicknames (‘pretty lady’, ‘beauty’) and has to resort to foriegn words and overt sexual harrassment. (“Willkommen, honey drawers!”, “Hola, sugar tits!”)
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I actually love Thinx, but I automatically delete the emails because they zap any energy I had for the day. Read more

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.
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But wouldn’t it be hilarious if his fans all did start showing up wearing orange, like his face, to support him? Read more

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk. Read more

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn. Read more

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?
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That’s the kind of face you normally see after hundreds of years of aristocratic in-breeding. I’ve seen a plate of mashed potatoes with more distinction. Read more

CEF also does something called “Backyard Clubs,” (or something similar - it’s been a long time) which is essentially the Good News Club curriculum repackaged for summertime gatherings in neighborhoods. For two years, I went to camp to receive indoctrination and training on the curriculum, and then taught clubs… Read more

when we adopt our indigo children on the astral plane we will send them here after free range homeschooling so they can socialize Read more

The Supreme Court ruled in 2001 that the Good News Clubs were legal and didn’t violate church-state separation doctrines. Public schools can open their facilities to be used by religious groups during non-school hours. Read more

In my day, the After School Satan Club was just called television.
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I am so, so torn on issues like this. I work with people with criminal records and some of them have been the victims of harsh judicial systems and judges who didn’t care enough to actually craft a proper sentence. And so, going after a judge for being too lenient makes me feel very uncomfortable, like I’m betraying… Read more

I feel like we are all under the influence of a massive gas leak. Read more

Remember when some people thought that Manafort would be able to make Trump present as moderately less insane? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Read more

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3. Read more