At least amend your article to include the most ridiculous Thing That is By Sacred Tradition Thrown Onto the Ice During a Game: the raw octopus.

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youre the birdologist of my bird heart Read more

You should become more familiar with bird law
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I’d say Goldfinch
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c’mon, man

All I need to know! Read more

The prosecution fucked this one up. The women should have been told all of this way before the trial. That the women are now saying that they only learned about the power of “post-incident conduct” during the trial is a complete indictment of the failure of the prosecution. The prosecutors should have been sitting… Read more

For whatever it is worth, “Injecting Lies” is at least the second title. He originally was trying to raise money for it under the name “Feast of Consequences”.
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What, you wonder, would have set Trump off on a tangent about the attractiveness of the group in front of him? Read more

Anna, you just made my entire day with this piece. Now I’m off to my galactic roundtable, aka putting vodka in my morning coffee.
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Damn. The real world destroys another shipboard romance.
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Some Trump fan shouted out with something like, “You lost! Trump for president!” Read more

It doesn’t bode well for a candidate when they insist on repeating taking points against a president who isn’t running for a third term. Read more

Mike Lee and Ted Cruz in 2013, just after Mr. Cruz told Lee what happened at vacation Bible school. Photo via AP Images Read more

Well, if Rick Scott is gonna be the VP nominee, we’re going to need some adjectives for him. I’ll start: Read more

Trump is a huckster. I think, in the end, Cruz would actually be worse for the country. But maybe it’s just that I can’t imagine Trump would actually be able to do any of the outlandish things he talks about. But if he could? Read more

Mouth. Can wash it easier than the eyes and much less risk for pink-eye. Read more

Trayvon Martin didn’t live in any ghetto. His dad lived in a gated community in Florida with armed security. Read more