Fun fact: only two of the nine are giant lizards, while the remaining seven are desperately trying to hide their embarrassing former careers as bidet models. Read more
haha how did you get that photo of us Read more
Kind of seems noteworthy that he didn’t even get which doctor was writing his “report” correct. Read more
To Whom My Concern?
I was a freshman when Colton Tooley came on campus and started shooting. I was in my classroom and remember the professors and SWAT teams keeping us there while I cried and regretted my decision of coming to the US to study. Read more
“Officer, I’m sorry that he’s dead, but I was just walking across campus and I saw this guy running at people with what looked to be a gun. I was afraid for my life and for the lives of others, so I shot him. Read more
You left out the best quote: “We love freedom and we’re trying to make more freedom,” he said. Read more
Industry people are speaking strongly against Farrah Abrams on Twitter for using this situation for notoriety, which if she’s doing wouldn’t surprise me in the least, and she’s disgusting as hell. One performer just reminded Farrah that she used the same director and producers she did for her porn movie, so she should… Read more
Deen told Snow he is “baffled” by the accusations, adding, “All of the accusations are from either ex-girlfriends or events that happened on set.” Read more
old erick erickson reaches a piece of pita for the communal hummus at a christmas party he got dragged to and recoils, citing muscle memory, as if he’s been shocked Read more
Young Erick Erickson tries to order borscht at a restaurant, Mr Erickson slaps his hand Read more
It would pretty much just be gifs of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston. Read more
Anna wants a system where sperm can be farmed and all men can be killed and we can skip the generation or two to select for all women to be lesbians. Read more
Can we definitively say that he did not shit on the floor in college? Read more