All season I just pictured Moyes getting back from a game, turning on a single lamp in his living room, pouring himself a glass of whiskey, and ignoring his phone for the rest of the night. Read more

Yeah, I also don't see Suarez leaving. There's going to be bucketloads of speculation about it this summer, guaranteed, but I think a lot of it will be hot air and agents looking for a sweet, sweet payday (and bored people going, "Ugh, there's nothing to write about today. Uhhhh... SUAREZ TO BE SOLD TO INTERGALACTIC… Read more

No one's entirely sure (could be archers, could've been a way English soldiers told the French to GTFO, there's a lot of speculation. It's like the Mannequin Pis of insults!) but in the end it's the Brit-quivalent of giving someone the middle finger. Read more

Thanks! Yeah, that last game was bittersweet but it was a great year overall and hopefully next year they just go out and crush it. It really makes for an intense season. I'm also interested to see how United (boo hiss etc) does next year post-Moyes. What a bonkers year. Read more

It really was, especially coming back from 7th last year. It was a tough ending, but I don't deny that outside of that Chelsea-Crystal Palace twofer (I was out of town for the Palace game but was getting the BBC's live updates on my phone and arrrrrgh) it was a solid year and hopefully they continue to grow and… Read more

Hah! You see right through me (Toronto: Land of perpetual sports-related frustration!), although I'm not really a fan of any of the Toronto sports teams. I actually support the Preds, which mostly just earns me confused looks. Read more