At a U.N. charity event?
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he is not verified billionaire. Read more

Angie’s mysterious billionaire is Donald Trump, obvi! Read more

they should pay their respects to the original Meatball Queen.

If I clap really hard, will the Matt Lauer one come true? I do believe!! Read more

It took me about 8 minutes, but I think it’s Kanye’s The Life Of Pablo tour. Read more

rolling over in it

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has… Read more

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman” Read more

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public? Read more

Just reminded me of this for some reason:

When this asshole escalates and sexually assaults someone he’s going to cite the “I was only joking” precedent. Shut this guy down. Now. It’s not clever or funny in the least. Read more

I cannot wait to see Miley vs Mariah: The Thunderdome. Read more

Both of them are exhibiting symptoms of having lost touch with reality and basic taste due to an excess of money. It’s not that *everything* is ugly; it’s that the intuitive stop that keeps most of us from making ridiculous, untested choices has been lost. Read more

http://jezebel.com/i-got-erotica-master-chuck-tingle-to-workshop-my-dinosa-1700057882

I can’t find that old Gawker Media post (can’t remember which site) that made the gif of a T-Rex getting head from a Triceritops? Thing of beauty. Read more

I feel like an inadequate mother now Read more

Between the way she’s holding her hand on her stomach and her stance, it looks like she’s either holding something in her coochal/rectal area or about to shoot something out. Read more

Also... is she expecting? She’s doing the hand on belly pregnant pose. Read more

what a bizarre exterior. Read more