Close but no cigar. Read more

I kind of need him to get back together with Julianne Hough so they can have the beigest babies to ever beige. Read more

I hate Tracy Anderson too. Her “method” is a load of horse shit based on pseudoscience. She thinks every woman should have “a teeny, tiny dancer’s body.” She also once said that women shouldn’t lift anything heavier than 5 lbs; MY 180 LB DEADLIFT SAYS DIFFERENTLY TRACY. #fucktracyanderson #noreally Read more

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself. Read more

If beige was a person it’d be Seacrest. But some people like beige, go figure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Read more

Kaiser from Celebitchy hates Tracy Anderson so much. Read more

A celebrity attorney told Vanity Fair he once had a client request a prenup that allowed THEM to cheat, but not their spouse. Who. Could. It. Have. Been? [Vanity Fair] Read more

I think so. I've been trying to figure out if the brows are also tattooed, they are perfect. Read more

Jim Bellino because he is a straight up conman. Read more

Meghan knows what she’s doing. She will be around for awhile, hopefully long enough to be taken down in a spectacular fashion. Read more

FINGERS CROSSED! Which is so mean to say... But the fact that everyone gives Vicki a pass is so... bizarre, like of all the things you DEFINITELY can hold over someone’s head, helping your BF fake cancer is one. Like I’m not sure I could still associate with someone like that without calling them an asshole on a daily… Read more

Maybe, though Heather’s face doesn’t register ‘surprise’ anymore... her eyes do, but that’s the only expression they ever have. Read more

Jim Bellino is a nasty, lying grease spot. He wins top asshole billing. Second is Amber’s husband in New Jersey. Read more

You are right-they don’t seem real happy. But I don’t feel bad for Meghan, and I don’t think he dislikes her. Read more

To borrow from RHONY, can we please implement a rating system like Carole’s radishes to explain the batshit-ness of any given RHOC incident? This can be any item, but I think considering Heather was like, “The crash was SO bad, Kelly is drinking a BEER,” it should be beer. Read more

Quite possible. Giving her a baby to obsess over would work as well and now the candle business? I hope for her and the baby’s and his children’s sake that he’s much better off camera and not really that closed off. Read more

fuck vicki. i would have done a dance on that golf course. Read more

My only prob is that Icky did not lose the ability to speak Read more

Heather is by far my favorite Housewife, but her fatal flaws are condecension and how angry she allows herself to become when otgers don’t acknowledge her moral superiority. She was not angry at the Cunt Dinner over the bad language. She was embarrassed that Kelly didn’t leave when Heather told her to, and in front of… Read more